I love this stuff.
Pop supergroup SMAP’s Takuya Kimura (he beloved of the fairer set) has transformed into the Emperor of Tea, AKA “Tea-O.” He promotes: Asahi Golden Straight Tea and Golden Milk Tea. And even though he’s a man, he loves tea (or so he sings:)
I too am a man and I love tea. Tea-O and I should “tea-m up” haha and go down to the dump and shoot some rats. Or something.
And here’s my 10-second translation of the lyrics:
[This first part is all garbled, and I just got up. Something about being a man made of steel, and when he stops his mad dash all the ladies sing:]
“What a man!”
As for what this man loves too much…
“Black tea black tea black tea sweeeeet black tea black tea black tea sweet black! tea!”
Even though I’m a man, I love black tea~
I want to be indulged by black tea~ ah!~
“Tea Emperor! Tea Emperor!” [etc]
[Some sales slogan I can't hear]
Zero [calories]!
“Tea Emperor~ Debut”
Did I shank part of the translation? Sure! I haven’t had my black tea yet. Fix it in the comments, if you plz~
ティオ！デビュー Aw, cool, foreign tongues work in my system.
